I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

I never know what to put in fields about myself, just ask.

Friendly, horny guy - looking for fun. Few (if any) limits. Please have a face pic to chat.

vers top, lustful, uninhibited, freaky

GWM 6ft 185lb br/br 7.5 big balls lean and fit and active

I love older men

Tall professional bear looking for chat buds.

I am 41 single looking to settle down. I am looking for monogamy and something long term. I use a wheelchair on an as needed basis about twice a year when my Rheumatoid arthritis acts up. No I do not drool or anything like that I am not looking for pitty. I like learing new languages. I love learning about world affairs and foreign Policy and international affairs. I also like to hike and bike and sail. I also like to read a lot. I also speak English, Portuguese, and Spanish fluently. I also like to swim and travel. I also like board games such as Risk, Chinese checkers, Concept, and other strategy games. I also like Jeopardy! I considered going to seminary to becomr a priest, but decided against it. I hope to eventually become a Latin American Studies and Political Science professor, My areas of interests are vast. If you can't deal with the chair thing on the ocassional basis that your problem not mine. But if you have serious questions please do not hesitate to ask. I am not looking for someone to baby me or to treat me any diferently then anyone else. I am independent and able. If I need help I will ask and let you know or you may ask if I do need any, but please just don't assume so . Yes, we can and should take care of each other and I would take care of you as you would me in a relationship, but please don't date me because you feel bad for me, actually date and talk to me if you are really truly intrested in me and think we might be a potential match. I am strong and have been through alot in my life . I just want to help someone be their best self and them the same for me. Let's explore the world together! Ler's make a differnce and make a positive impact on eachother our community, and the world. Also, before you ask and yes people ask, yes everything works in the intamacy department like its supposed to. No, I do not wear a diper, yes, I have been asked this before. I Iike documentries and movies. I also like biographies, and historical fiction. I also like cooking. I love Latin Ameican, Chinese, Italian, and French food. I work out almost every day. I work in political research. I also am a big fan of mental health awarness and advocacy. I deal with anxiety, OCD, Bipolar 1 disorder and PTSD. I take medicine to help. I also love studying about religion especially Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. I was in a five year long relationship I have been single for a while now. I got cheated on. I love dogs more then cats, but I do tolarate cats. Please be a dog lover! I also like horses. I grew up all over. I was adopted at an early age. From my biological family I am the 7th of 9 children. Some of those are half-siblings. In my adoptive family I am an only child. Yes, I am close to both families. I am a United States citizen if that is an issue for you. I am a romantic I am looking to be someones soulmate cofidant and partner and best friend. I am a night and evening person I am not a morning person, but I will be if I have to be. I would rather be at small gatherings than large parties but, I do like concerts. I like water coffee, milk, tea, and wine better then beer. I drink some but not a lot. I drink some soda, but not a lot. My music taste are eclectic I like most music, but with rap and rock, I am very picky. I also like country music, but I have my perfered artist there too. I also love music from around the world. I also like audiobooks and pdcasts. I love NPR, BBC, CBC, CNN, and MSNBC. Yes, I can and will date someone who has different political views, but please be open to debate, new opinions and the things that make us unique as people. Like I mentioned above I am a romantic I love to kiss and cuddle and just talk knowing the other person is there. I don't mind holding hands in public,but only if the other person is comfortable with it. I love going to museums and the like. I also like being outside in nature. My favorite seasonas are Fall and Winter.

100 % bottom. submissive when encouraged.

just Sam

Love to chat. Don't hesitate to say hello. Often get called away so if I miss you I'll try finding you later.

Still learning to be THE top. Open-minded, but just looking to chat.

GWM looking for chat on here, phone, video chat with guys all over the world. Ideally, I would like to find a buddy close by for fun and maybe even a future together. I'm friendly and open to conversation. Hope you private me sometime.

Here to see what happens. Learned so far: 6/5/2019 Phone = BS. Hooking up not happening No Pics + Profile = no response More headless guys than the French Revolution! 6/11/2019 There is no end to the dick pics requested and in different poses/actions/angles. For some reason a response is demanded for things never asked for. A growing appreciation of leather! Opposites rarely attract, but some do. 6/17/2019 Does anyone read this/these besides me? Why would I quit my job and move? Do I look that desperate? 6/24/2019 Some words have their own power, and feeling when used. Talking to some guys creates a sense there is just this feeling of, something else. Difficult to describe:, delusion? ecstasy? imagination? sleep deprived? weed? shrooms :-D? hormones? probably is, but it seems there and interesting. 6/28/2019 Combining fun, with cynicism. Did not expect that. 7/26/2019 Mystified why anyone would get upset over being blocked because they never answer a pvt or mail so I block them to know not to try anymore (I forget too easy). I do not want to appear to be needy AF on a chat. It is just CHAT! Have gotten a good chuckle out of guys who post pics of some of the bodybuilders they think are unknown enough for them to get away with it. And no I am not gonna tattle, too fun to fuck with. 9/9/2019 Apparently, there are more who read this than I knew! Blush! However, reading and understanding are two different things to others. Plenty seem to think they are the exceptional. And they might be. But, I am blissfully unaware so there is that. And I have made mistakes (few as they are! HA!) by triggered things on this site I cannot figure out how to undo. The learning curve for me on here sucks. But men on here that are impressive and fun exceed the OMFG, WTF, JFC moments by others. Not to complain cause I like odd, off the leash stuff. But even I have a limit here and there. Ever the explorer, Nosey, and voyeur. I regret nothing. Yet. 12/10/2019 When I was a kid (and now) I had a huge "crush" on some men way older than me. A lot of energy was focused on them in my private time LOL. I never acted on it though, regrettably. Now in my 20's I find that suddenly I am too old to be young enough. I wonder what the magic number was??? Wonder if age is the real crux or is it assumed "innocence", inexperienced, pure or whatever. I was not so innocent at 13. Perplexing. 02/19/202 Demand I open my locked pics before i pvt messaged. I do not have locked pics. While at the same time he had a few pics and some were locked. How funny. 4/3/2020 Hit the breaking point tonight. Decided the only reason to be on here for me is to talk to MEN. Zero reason to keep talking to guys that are close to my age. Men have been the vast majority of fun to talk too. So from now on if you are under 35 (had to pick an age LOL) I really am not on here to talk to you. And you will most likely get blocked. Tired AF of drama even here. 5/5/2020 "Bro"&"Brah" are not used by any of my friends/family. For whatever reason it never took. But when an older guys use that term with me it is just creepy. Not interested in anyone on here being my "bro/brah" which to me implies a close age brother. Uhh. NOPE! Here for men. I know that is not what it means everywhere else. I am not everywhere else. 7/15/2020 In chat you can delete messages. Why can't that be done in mail? Emails and messages have been sent when my cognitive abilities are "challenged". Seemed like a good idea at the time! Later? Well, just say mistakes, moods, odd comments, grammar, and other not-so-well-reasoned-thought-experiments eek out. Very sleepy is hard to distinguish from flat out stoned or drunk. Re-reading them the next day is an exercise in CRINGY! Very CRINGY. 7/21/2020 Why do guys post pics of plants for the profile? or landscapes and other non-human related scenes? Even avatars? Humor??. But 99% I just draw a blank stare of zero interest. Weird. Amendment to the post of 7/21/2020 (2/8/2021) Why post a pic that has an image so far in the back ground it could qualify for a Yeti sighting pic. Fuzzy, out of focus, bent over, back to the photo, standing next to some tourist attraction? How is that different from the landscapes, avatars, plants or other "still life" images. Is it supposed to be artsy? Lost on me. 7/28/2020 Never dreamed an odd pic of one of my little collecting quirks would get such scrutiny. Problem solved ..maybe....till the next one. 2/8/2021 Ok, if you are a man on chat. And you post pictures of various states of undress. You know you look good and strong. Showing the junk maybe. Then can only say how you hate chat? No dirty chat but want to know all about my naughty behavior. If you got no game don't get all butthurt if others do not want to entertain you. Remember sex is mostly between your ears. I like it all. Porn, chat, real, memories, voyeur, reading, fucking ass, sucking cock, flexing. No limits. And like my gym wall says Comparison is the assassin of joy. Imagination is power sexy AF! Be free! 2/8/2021 Guy in several Chat (including CYBER) rooms EXCEPT for PHONE. Get's butthurt when will not phone. 3/10/2021 I post several pics. None are X but enough of what I want to show. Maybe gonna change that if it suits me. However, just a few lines into chat and demanding I show all the goods? Blocked. Just an FYI. 3/25/2021 See a new face/profile and say Hello! First line back is some kind of hostile denigration! Makes me wonder? Most likely jerked their chain when they were someone else. Then again, maybe they just know I am an asshole! It could happen. 7/5/2021 Said hello to a good looking man. Got a comeback that said I was only 22 but he had seen my pics years ago? Fun! yeah i got a few more months till I turn 23 (the horror! LMAO). Been on this site Since about mid 2019, so yeah, i am gonna be 2 years older. Thankfully he blocked me! Also blocked him. Can't have him clutching the pearls over the fact i have a string of pictures from 4 years to a few months ago. If you are looking for the non-stop string of selfies? True I am pretty self centered but not bad enough I need non-stop selfies :-D 6/5/2022 How am I still here? Strangely addictive even now without the virus lock down driving my being here. It's harmless enough and there are still some great contacts I really really enjoy. Yet, I am still in awe of how weird and erratic some guys can be! How an off the cuff remark can become the cause of the most irrational rants and or accusations about anything. So stupid weird I enjoy seeing where they go with it. Admittedly egg'n it on at times. Unexpected fun with unhinged conversations. Some great guys on here Too be continued.........

Gay kinky bottom that loves to try new things

just checking it out

Young bi cub. Discreet, down to earth country guy here. Got a girlfriend but enjoy some guy time too.

5-10, 215lb, 43 Beefy, hairy, bearded, masc vers black man. Feeling more like taking cock recently. Usually into white men. Into raceplay, playing rough, playing with power. No limits. Don't expect a thug, I'm an educated real man. But I can go be a real nigga with the right man.

Middle aged man who is discovering what he always knew. Married for over 20 years. Unable to perform sexually within the marriage or with any woman for over 15 years. But men have always been a turn on for me and obviously as I have gotten older and more real with myself - looking at and/or chatting with (casual, playful, or sexual) with men has become the only time I feel ? authentic. I did struggle with “am I a crossdresser” because there was a time when I enjoyed that world until I realized I was only doing it to attract men. And the conversations that ended up just being two men talking were by far the sweet spot. So, crossdressing has stopped and I am here. Just a middle aged man that has never really been with any men…but opening himself up. Am I gay? That question is one that I’ve never allowed myself to ask. But I’ve never asked it because I know the answer. And just recently I am able to admit. Yes, I am gay. I am not bi. I don’t look at women at all ever. The thought of being with a woman was something I feel gross about tbh and have for quite some time. I’m totally virgin but I’m 1000% a bottom. I absolutely love top men. Do I like to have cyber or just chat…yes to both. Feel free to message. So, it’s all new but here I am. Middle aged gay, never been with a man, complete submissive bottom who is excited about diving into his life…I would say new but this has been me all along. 5’8” 180lbs Brown Hair and Eyes

Hairy uncut guy likes chatting with other Masculine Men about chronic masturbation, foreskin fetish, uncut cock, dad/son, manstink, exhibitionism, assorted fetishes, etc . Not looking for any realtime hookups. Not into any sort of fem guys, TVs, pantie wearers, etc.

short strong guy looking to be used like a seat or a chair by guys I get sat on in different ways depend on the size of the sitter like small guys the most 18+ of course in real life or on line chat role play the more I,M treated like an object that gets sat on the better also ask me about the odd rule at military school face pic on polite request no phone

very open and kinky. new to this site. bi and kinky, though safe. verse bttm love to talk to other guys that are similar. love guys way way more since my divorce. yes i have a pic or three i can email you.

I am decent guy and respect others. More interested in something long term or of substance. Guys in some kind of relationship are okay as friends or chat buds. If you have a mature attitude and can converse, then we would get along. Men who stay committed to their priorities of family, friends, and work are interesting. Staying healthy is important even though I have a couple of bad habits. I learn from my mistakes and blunders.

Any old gay dot com chat buds out there? I ignore chat messages from those with no profile and/or face pics.