I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

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I am 42 single vers I love going to museums and the like. I also like being outside in nature. My favorite seasonas are Fall and Winter.

Married to a man, happily married, love to chat and make new friends. More updated pics added recently.

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Down to earth, easy going, and genuine guy looks for the same. I appreciate guys who are down to earth, respectful, mature, sincere, responsible, protective, and easy going. Oh, If you are dog lover, that will be even better ! True dog lovers are good-hearted people. I am an advocate for dog adoption, especially adopting old dogs. Dogs' great companionship and unconditional love to us offer the best therapy we human can get ! According to MBTI personality type, I am ENFJ - compassionate, empathetic, genuine, and responsible. Highly attuned to the feelings, emotions and needs of others. Generous in offering help to others in needs. Enjoy being sociable and being a team player with good communication and organizational skills. Loyal, responsive to praise and criticism. Good quality friends are hard to find. As we all know how guys in this room behave, I actually don't expect much from this site. Nonetheless, I still believe there are few decent guys whom I might meet and chat here. I take time to know someone new, I have patience in exchanging good conversation and hopefully the good conversation would lead to a good trusting friendship. So feel free to say hi and let's chat !

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Problem with previous profile, so I've moved from being Secretive1 to being Secretive2. Clever, huh? :) I'm closeted -- deeply closeted. Please don't tell me I shouldn't be or don't have to be. It's a decision I've made and I'm comfortable with it. If you're not, I understand that and respect your decision; please respect mine. And that means no pictures either; if I'm deeply closeted, it's pretty much a given that I'm not going to post pictures. Again, if that's a problem for you, move on. I'm athletic -- 6'3, 200, muscled. I'm actively bi, with a number of female acquaintances and a very small number of guys, who are as discreet as I am. I enjoy cyber, and I think I'm good at it. I'm a top -- sometimes tender and gentle, sometimes aggressive. Either way works. I'm not a sadist, not a daddy (and don't want to be), not into guys who aren't masculine and, preferably, athletic. Too large an age gap (in either direction) is kind of creepy to me. And if you're interested in being "raped," I'm definitely not your guy. Same deal if incest is your thing. It's not mine, and I won't hesitate to block you if you try to go down that road. If you think you'd like to get it on with cyber, terrific. Understand it won't go beyond that. But it'll be fun while it happens.

Always a top, a Dom when I find a good sub. (I end up topping a lot more than Domming, and both are good, sometimes even great! :) ) Happy to chat and get into cyber roleplay. But don't bother if you want to talk about rape, incest (not interested in being your "daddy"), or age-play. Rarely do phone, so don't ask. If it's a possibility, I'll let you know. If you're a teen, thanks for the interest, but I'll pass. I don't post or share pictures. If that's a problem for you, I'm sorry, but it's the way it is. Be real. I am. And BTW, the "Cdn" in my screen name stands for "Canadian". == Results from bdsmtest.org (obviously for when I Dom; topping can be anything from mild to wild) == 100% Dominant 97% Degrader 92% Voyeur 88% Master/Mistress 87% Rigger 67% Primal (Hunter) 64% Brat tamer 59% Experimentalist 58% Exhibitionist 50% Owner 43% Sadist 34% Vanilla 11% Daddy/Mommy 10% Non-monogamist 0% Masochist 0% Switch 0% Submissive 0% Rope bunny 0% Slave 0% Boy/Girl 0% Degradee 0% Primal (Prey) 0% Pet 0% Brat 0% Ageplayer