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kink for lycra and sports kit, up for chat, very few limits, nastier the better

I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

Tall professional bear looking for chat buds.

I started long-haul trucking, legally, when I was 21. Great job for a young buck that liked driving and playing with his dick. Learned early on that truck stops were like a candy store for a horny gay young guy. The advent of cab-over quarters revolutionized trucker sex. Retired five years ago and gave up the driving, but still jack off like a teenager.

I am a 31 year old male that graduated College in 2017 and loves to skateboard and swim and into lots of athletic sports .I can be quirky and kinky depends on the person . I am 5 ft 10 in tall and 135 pounds with big feet and hands light hair green eyes . Smooth body . I like making new friends .

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9" x 6" uc, 32" waist, 44" chest, 17" neck/arms Here to have fun on phone, maybe chat sometimes. Not interested in taking things beyond this site. Hungry faggot bottom. Love some pervy RP (age & fam, but not required). Popperbator. Body of a jock, but the soul of a geek.

I usually prefer younger guy's and I'm versatile

chat addict

Nice guy here looking for fun chats and love to meet people from all over.

I never know what to put in fields about myself, just ask.

love really detailed taboo roleplay or chats about first times

GWM 6ft 185lb br/br 7.5 big balls lean and fit and active

Nice fun guy, into ALL kinds of dudes, and HOT SEX!

servant in UK

Nothing to tell. I am an open book. Those who know me already heard it all. Be prepared to hear it again.

Mature male, looking to meet interesting men. I enjoy golf, and riding my Harley. Open to good conversation and where ever that leads.

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