I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

Very oral, very vers, very open- minded. No phone.

Fun hot times, love older open minded ; -)

Divorced dad seeking friends and more

I am Mark, 25, masculine bottom, 6', 182, 7'', hairy chest, beard.

Live in Liverpool, Work out 6 times at week. Nice guy but with a twisted edge. Wild and Insatiable in bed. Hungry power bottom.

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Always a top, a Dom when I find a good sub. (I end up topping a lot more than Domming, and both are good, sometimes even great! :) ) Happy to chat and get into cyber roleplay. But don't bother if you want to talk about rape, incest (not interested in being your "daddy"), or age-play. Rarely do phone, so don't ask. If it's a possibility, I'll let you know. If you're a teen, thanks for the interest, but I'll pass. I don't post or share pictures. If that's a problem for you, I'm sorry, but it's the way it is. Be real. I am. And BTW, the "Cdn" in my screen name stands for "Canadian". == Results from bdsmtest.org (obviously for when I Dom; topping can be anything from mild to wild) == 100% Dominant 97% Degrader 92% Voyeur 88% Master/Mistress 87% Rigger 67% Primal (Hunter) 64% Brat tamer 59% Experimentalist 58% Exhibitionist 50% Owner 43% Sadist 34% Vanilla 11% Daddy/Mommy 10% Non-monogamist 0% Masochist 0% Switch 0% Submissive 0% Rope bunny 0% Slave 0% Boy/Girl 0% Degradee 0% Primal (Prey) 0% Pet 0% Brat 0% Ageplayer

Gwm, guy next door type, str8 acting, masculine, like the same in other males 18-48. Wide variety of interests, more to come later

looking for chat, friends fun

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Queer Southern gent. Vers(ish) top, and great at roleplay. I am a bad person...but ain't into children, or animals, or scat; fuck right directly off with all that bullshit. Doms: y'all corny. Love big feet, round butts, large dongs, and deep pits. Frot is teh bset. And fuck yeah, I kiss. How can you put a dick in your mouth or your tongue in a butthole then say making out's "gay"? Lord, people are somethin else. And yes, that IS my natural hair color! The word "lover" bothers me.

Big butt verse looking for a good time.

Queer/bi. Married. Dad. Ex college swimmer. Just trying to survive. I do love roleplay. I'm pretty good at it. But mostly I'm here for fun and connections. If you're gonna get turned off by someone wanting to know more about you, avoid me. I don't post any pics but I've got 'em to share in chat, if you're interested. Free Palestine.

Nothing to tell. I am an open book. Those who know me already heard it all. Be prepared to hear it again.

Ask me what u wanna know

Name is Larry and I am just a gay guy looking for friends. I have very few limits or rules. Why limit fun. Contact me if you have questions but please no friend requests without talking. Also I think cyber/rp and things like that are just typing. Find a real person to do that with.

Problem with previous profile, so I've moved from being Secretive1 to being Secretive2. Clever, huh? :) I'm closeted -- deeply closeted. Please don't tell me I shouldn't be or don't have to be. It's a decision I've made and I'm comfortable with it. If you're not, I understand that and respect your decision; please respect mine. And that means no pictures either; if I'm deeply closeted, it's pretty much a given that I'm not going to post pictures. Again, if that's a problem for you, move on. I'm athletic -- 6'3, 200, muscled. I'm actively bi, with a number of female acquaintances and a very small number of guys, who are as discreet as I am. I enjoy cyber, and I think I'm good at it. I'm a top -- sometimes tender and gentle, sometimes aggressive. Either way works. I'm not a sadist, not a daddy (and don't want to be), not into guys who aren't masculine and, preferably, athletic. Too large an age gap (in either direction) is kind of creepy to me. And if you're interested in being "raped," I'm definitely not your guy. Same deal if incest is your thing. It's not mine, and I won't hesitate to block you if you try to go down that road. If you think you'd like to get it on with cyber, terrific. Understand it won't go beyond that. But it'll be fun while it happens.

Easy going guy just on here to chat ive beena round on this site since i was a senior in hs and its calming to me, always drawn to chatting. hit me up. im very into cyber, roleplay, or just chat.

Divorced masculine love to run my dogs, camp, hike, sail.

Hungry bottom ready to serve

Horny pervy couple. Raising one son together. Always looking for a third or either on here to jerk off. Love swapping pics or dirty stories. No limits here, very open minded. Also can chat on Session if you prefer.