I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

Reflecting your fantasies back at you (No blood/pain/scat please, though)

Not out at all. Bi curious male and yes, I have a GF, and no she doesn't know either. I know I'm taking a chance having my picture out here, but life is all about taking chances sometimes. Have experimented some, but still have a lot to learn. My private photos are NOT nude pics. Just more of me and some friends.

im happy and gay .

male btm

Here for chat, maybe rp/cyber fun. No phone or meet up. Open and adventurous. Yes, I keep it all in the family, but probably not in the way you would think.

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Married but curious about men, looking to chat

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Looking for friends or more, Retired marine

i keep 2 parrots, nancy the blue front amazon, and charlee the african grey (both are females) charlee is a rescue, they are both very important to me. and are my girls.i love to read and learn about parrot behavior, and nutritional needs, i love preparing their diet they get sprouted seed, chopped and shredded veggies, cooked pasta, tree nuts and fruits, and some grains, i set a day a side every 2 weeks two make up their food for 2 weeks. i have 2 dogs patty and christina, patty is a chow chow akita mix very protective of me she has cancer. christuna is a tea cup chihuahua she weighs 2 lbs patty and christina are my babies very tiny she is 17 years old and very spoiled, i have 1 cat oliver he is 11 years old he is maincoon and siamese mix he is a very finicky kitty will only eat one kind of cat food and eats it 4 to 5 times a day....he is my boy then we have the posse of my menagerie my 8 sugar gliders they are gia and zia, tater and baxter, molly and lacey and leo and neo. i also love to read about their nutritional requirements and husbandry, i feed fresh veggies and fruit and a protein source and supplement with vitamins and calcium i feed the diet in the form of a nectar, they also get insects, and eucalyptus for enrichment, i like to sew thempouches and other items for their cages, and i make them toys. i do enjoy sewing and other crafts, building things and such, as a past time i like to read and learn about aquariums and their Maintenace. i like to do things on the computer like chatting and researching about different pets, also like to read and learn about wicca, i like to learn about plants and their properties, healing stones, and some novels. i also enjoy plants and gardening. im am a down to earth shy reserved guy very quiet, if im uncomfortable i pretty much shut down, im and drug free, been that way for 34 years back in the 80s i spent some of my late teens smoking crack, lost every thing, place to live, car job every thing.....i realized thats not the road i wanted to take in life and have strived to be better, make everyday count, once i cleaned myself up i got a job, an apartment, dog that was what i was working for, then a few months later i mat a guy who i would spend 24 years of my life with, we had a happy life together we had our ups and downs, but most importnatly we had each other he passed on in 2014 at the age of 43, inn 2007 my partner decided we wanted different things in life so we took a break i met a man john i spent 3 years with him he died in 2010 of colon cancer at the age of 43 me and richard both took care of him in his final days. i have received alot of love in my lifetime and a lot of meanness and unkind treatment what did i do with it ? well the love and kindness i let grow within me, i try to treat everyone i meet with kindness and respect.........the meanness hatefulness and unkindness i buried. i never in my lifetime want to make anyone feel the way i have been treated at times i do want to put in my profile i am mentally il, i suffer from depression and schizophrenia, it is managed with medications, i still have my bad days but not as often, people who know me will tell you im one of the kindest people i will help anyone, there is alot of stigmas with schizophrenia, its very rare for a person to become violent, off my meds yes im different but not violent im more scared, and i have like one person who is like my security blanket, richard was that person for me for 24 years, now i have no one. my work was i was a nurses assistant i took care of alzheimers patients for several years, cancer patients for a few years, and then the other part was i took care of mentally ill people, i was good at what i did and loved it. today? im practically scared to leave my house, i very seldom leave my home, this is where my animals are and i dont want the to feel alone so i choose not to leave, i socialize in chat rooms and social media the only time i leave it maybe a quick run to the store or doctor appointments. i like helping people, i was once told i was to kind for a world that wasnt kind to me and let me down, but i keep smiling i know theres something better, i no longer talk about my life or pets in the chat room due to complaints, i no longer talk about sex or even how big your dick is thats no longer an interest of mine i havent had sex in12 years and have been fine

Pvt chat, horny always. Phone cyber Man scents, jockstraps, dominance-submission, I like trying to get chat people to chat. I over try. Often my keep it light try be funny chat approach is discounted or mistaken for ignorance it isn’t. Hoyty toyty I’m better then you is a boner killer. Friendly, humble, honesty, simple words and a great sense of humor is a big turn on.

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About me: Greetings from a trekkie and a gamer. Kinds of guys I'm looking for: 18-~50, big chest (whether muscular or chubby), love having their nipples sucked, bottoms (total top here), mostly smooth but some furry guys really turn me on when their nips are just huge and begging to be chewed on. Languages: English What I'm into: Bareback, Kissing, Muscles/Muscle Worship, Porn How out am I?: To some people I am: Giver/Top I like to have sex: Not a big part Endowment/Dimensions: Average Body hair: Everywhere

Gay. Leather. Bareback.

Love a bit of cyber & r/p. No friends requests unless we've chatted. Thanks.

Surprised I need to say this but if you do NOT like that I am FTM, that is your issue and you can keep it to yourself, if I looked at your profile it was because something caught my attention, no more. Just as a heads up: Green dot = I am near computer but as it is boring as fuck I am not paying attention to it at all times (I will respond to you as soon as I hear the ding or look at the computer again) Yellow dot = I forgot to change it to green when I logged on, LOL Red dot = I have walked off and am neither near or paying attention to the site (any message with an attitude that I am not responding quick enough will get your ass blocked)

Single guy stuck in Cape Breton. Phone sex is dumb. I'm neither a bottom nor submissive. Take a hint and stop making an ass of yourself.

Looking for cyber role play

Kink bottom into many things. Generally more interested in wild than mild. CBT, cum, ws, spit, pits, toys, used gear, edging, etc. Sometimes partying. If I'm on I'm often looking for chat or phone play.

Many interests. Excited to meet interesting guys!

I work and I play and then I do other stuff. If I wander off, it's cus my kid is cooler than you.

short strong guy looking to be used like a seat or a chair by guys I get sat on in different ways depend on the size of the sitter like small guys the most 18+ of course in real life or on line chat role play the more I,M treated like an object that gets sat on the better also ask me about the odd rule at military school face pic on polite request no phone

avg guy who enjoys hanging around guys who workout. prefer younger but all ages are fine. i would like to also add....just because this is my screen name it doesn't mean all i want to talk about is sexual content. can't we just have a normal conversation?