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I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

I'm closeted and live in a small town. Like older guys.

Looking for chat, friends. Open to a lot of things so feel free to message me. Like being naked as much as I can be. Enjoy meeting guys from all over but please have pics.

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hey i’m a gooner kid lol. definitely into being controlled, love edging, teasing, name-calling, all that dumb brain stuff. kinda just built to obey tbh i’m looking for a master or owner type who knows how to mess with me—turn me into a good drooly toy and keep me there. but i’m also down to chill and chat too, i’m not like always in goon mode (just… a lot) hmu if you wanna play or just be weird together also im into trans if ur f2m not sure if thats weird to say but just throwing i tout there don't know if this is weird either but if ur 'fat' or 'chubby' i dont care, i might even like you more especially if your into some of my kinks like brainwashing and gooning. hit me up im very extroverted. kinks: gooning, edging, sneakers, armpits, musk, hypno, JOI, chastity, name-calling, brain drain, dumb sub stuff, i also have a thing for masks, gags, or things that go over my head like helmets or even a bag oddly enough. someone asked me what role plays i might be into and heres some that i came up with: 1. “Coach’s Toy” I'm the team’s favorite dumb goon, and Coach keeps you after practice to make sure you “focus.” Lots of jockstraps, sneakers, armpits, and obedience training. 2. “Brainwashed Roommate” I thought I was just moving in with a chill guy, but now I find myself edging constantly, drooling over his socks, and forgetting what you were doing. Again. 3. “Obedience App” I downloaded a weird app as a joke, but now it sends me JOI instructions all day and zaps my brain when i don’t obey. Bonus: I love it. 4. “Musk Worship Ritual” Ive been chosen for a sacred task—serving and worshipping my Master’s scent. Armpits, underwear, feet, all-day edging… enlightenment through musk. 5. “Dumb Puppy Training” I'm the new pup in training. I get walked, teased, and praised when you behave. Lots of petplay, brain-off obedience, and “good boy” conditioning. if you made it this far i also have some normal interests too like photography and video games so just hit me up im not mean :)

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Muscled white guy looking for chat, pretty open. Don't be offended if I unlock, just being friendly.

Masc, musc, beefy, married dad. Into cock and pussy with a fetish for impregnation, breeding and seeding. Into pregnant women, sex while pregnant and lactation to name a few. Also into guys who like the idea of being bred and getting knocked up. Hit me up if interested. Get off talking to guys who have pregnant wives, girlfriends, or women they are seeing who like being bred while pregnant. This applies to you guys who like being bred as well.

I love that my top is the owner of my body, and touches my whole body, that he uses my body for his satisfaction and does everything to me.

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30, 5'10, 190, br/br. white, very masculine, versatile, sane. looking for similar for fun.

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Single dom top. Tried being a sub, but it just didn’t work out. I still think it would work if I met the right dom.Very few limits and open. Also have one son.

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Love to chat and whatever else comes up.