Flirt first, ask questions later. I’ve got a sharp tongue, a soft spot for good banter, and zero tolerance for BS.

If you can make me laugh and think twice — congrats, you’re already ahead of 90% of this site.

No photo? No chance. I’m not chatting with faceless profiles or shadowy figures from the internet void.

And if you’re part of the chat site deplorables, don’t bother. I don’t do cringe, clowns, cults or chaos — sorry!

For everyone else: I’m open-minded, quick-witted, and up for almost anything. Impress me.

P.S.
Money, entitlement and material things don’t impress me. The way you treat others on the other hand, can.

Political Views: Definitely not affiliated with the current “President”

Favorite Quotes: Don’t be mad that I don’t care anymore. Be mad that I once did, and you were too blind to see it.

I’ll fight for you, but never over you.

Unlike my couch, I don’t pull out.